And, ladies and gentlemen buckle up your seatbelts and set out for a thrilling ride of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unforgettable ride in more way than just one. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will bring you to your feet, scratching your head, and questioning the choices made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild trip. He's a stylish smuggler as well as grace. He also has a habit of dumping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know at the time he'd unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
So, let go of everything you believe you know about bears as well as their nutritional preferences. This film is bold in its argument and claims that when bears ingest cocaine, they do more than just drink, they are bloodthirsty! It's time to say goodbye to Godzilla, there's a new King in town and the bear has a desire for powdered chemicals.
Our characters, that includes the dumb police on the run, the negligent criminals and those innocent bystanders that struggled to make their way into a trash bag can keep you on your toes. Their total incompetence is a sight to behold. If you ever find yourself looking for a laugh then just think about Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting one another.
However, we mustn't forget our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters they appear as in "Frozen." The two hikers find an abundant supply of Colombian delights, and then before they can even say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. The truth is, who wants anyone to have a Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear who is out on the run?
The film strikes the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy it makes you (blog post) laugh the first time and grab you to your chair in fear the next. The body count will rise faster than the hairs on your neck, and you'll be cheering at each demise, with hilarious excitement. It's similar to watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss that final battle. Imagine the scene: a waterfall flowing in the background the fearless trio made up of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of all time, with explosions, bear roars, as well as enough white powder to put Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think that bear's done you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of the legendary scale.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. Editing can be as unpredictable like a drunk squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and questioning whether the film reel is actually used to serve as scratching platform. The good news is that you don't have to worry about it, viewers, because the bear's CGI is quite top-quality. The bear is the star of the show regardless of whether the editing team seemed to be on a sugar rush themselves.
The film is a mix of tension, double-crossings with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, and you exit the theatre with a smirk around your mouth, take note of that reviewer's last advice: You should not feed bears anything. particularly not drugs, or other hiking buddies. Trust me, it won't be a good thing for everyone involved.
You're now ready to grab your popcorn and buckle up and get yourself immersed in the outrageous world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.